malewife this and malewife that WHY have we forgotten about our boytoys?
aging tumblr population wants to settle down
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Talk about getting two birds stoned at once lol
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stoner dracula be like I vant to smoke your bud
aaaaaand reblog. *kicks back in my comically large leather business chair and lights up a cuban cigar* i own this fucking place. .. my empire.
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fucking dilfs from the back so i can smack their bald spot. and post
you couldn’t handle me.
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the most important thing to remember when making a grilled cheese is that you can season the cheese and no one can stop you
second most important thing to remember is that attacks can come from any direction
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i just spent 45 minutes talking to a dude on habbo about hot dogs. he gave me like three recipies. he is my best friend now.
i’m not kidding
i still miss him
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that was me actually
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why do we bother with I hate my partner jokes when your boss is right there
I love my wife. my boss though? that ball and chain??
do you understand my vision
Oh this is too fun
Bestie, your brain, your VISION, ahead of your time
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